419,570 notes • 6:32 PM



If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs


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if u date me ill make u play mario kart with me at 3 in the morning then rub it in your face when i win

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I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.

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21,585 notes • 6:23 PM
85,698 notes • 6:21 PM


friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 



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excuse me but that is a MADE-UP gender. the only REal genders are as follows:

  • lizard
  • robot
  • merperson
  • a strange buzzing noise
  • alien, I think
  • an insurmountable feeling of dread

you have to pick one. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

(via storable-sponge)


puppies are touchable happiness 

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69,315 notes • 6:42 AM

So many people I know are in relationships it’s unreal. And then there’re some people who are married and have kids. Here I am just flailing about with no clue as to when I’ll find someone or not.